I would like to make a formal complaint about one "SuBZ3R0" AKA "M0nst3r". This intransigent fool has been "Locking" topics which are not officially complete yet. He has denied me many chances to Rip-On the Hank master.
I propose that we take mutinous action against this "Forum Troll." Ladies and Gentleman it is time to rise against the tyrannical reign of this oppressor and make me your new undisputed leader. I will take over the TS server, take over Fatality and various other roles that the aforementioned 'noob' already occupies (ie: Guild Pornstar).
With me I will be taking Moose as my Fuck Buddy, DaenV as my Fiance, Sume as my personal hooker and also the guild blowjob expert.
Additionally, Daen will be appointed Guild Sex Expert
Moose will be appointed Guild Counsellor (because we all know that the best advice comes from those who have succeeded/attempted stupid things like suicide).
Rage will be appointed Guild Fudge Packer
Angelo will be appointed Guild Police Officer (he has become rather efficient at patrolling things due to all the policing he does of Nessa)
Nessa will be named Guild Hotty and Pole-Dancer
Nessa and Angelo will be named the "Guilds Ball and Chain."
Chandan will be named Guild Cowboy and PVP noob
Norman will be named the guilds very own "Mr Orgasmo" and Guild Guitarist
Nathan - Romance - Explosion will be appointed to the roll of Guild Fat Chick Pleaser.
Stryder will be appointed Guild Pornography Photographer due to his sexy hair. (He is privileged as he gets to work with me firsthand on set).
Render will be appointed Guild Duck Sucker
Hank will be appointed guild Cleaner if he passes his test on the 15th of May at 6 am (GMT+10).
Shiri will be appointed Guild Pin Cushion.(He takes it from everyone)
Lee will be appointed Guild Gilf (Grandpa I'd Like to Fawk).
Sume will be named the Guild Spitroast as well as her Guild Blowjob Expert obligations due to her extreme aptitude.
Sera will be appointed to the be the Guild Leonardo - Da - Fawking -Vinci due to his Photoshop ability.
To all those I have not mentioned, you will be my faithful underlings.
Please, for the good of this Guild, join me in the fight for justice, end this oppression. Fight the dyslexic SuBZ3R0. Because as we all know, dyslexics are seedy paedophiles.
.:: Disclaimer ::.
This article was not intended to cause any offense. If you were offended tell someone who cares, because I could not give a flying fuck. If you would like to join the revolt PM me in game (ShadowAssailant). If you think I am awesome, sexy or just a genius add me on MSN at ShadowAssailant1@hotmail.com (Sexy women with no gagging reflex please).
I propose that we take mutinous action against this "Forum Troll." Ladies and Gentleman it is time to rise against the tyrannical reign of this oppressor and make me your new undisputed leader. I will take over the TS server, take over Fatality and various other roles that the aforementioned 'noob' already occupies (ie: Guild Pornstar).
With me I will be taking Moose as my Fuck Buddy, DaenV as my Fiance, Sume as my personal hooker and also the guild blowjob expert.
Additionally, Daen will be appointed Guild Sex Expert
Moose will be appointed Guild Counsellor (because we all know that the best advice comes from those who have succeeded/attempted stupid things like suicide).
Rage will be appointed Guild Fudge Packer
Angelo will be appointed Guild Police Officer (he has become rather efficient at patrolling things due to all the policing he does of Nessa)
Nessa will be named Guild Hotty and Pole-Dancer
Nessa and Angelo will be named the "Guilds Ball and Chain."
Chandan will be named Guild Cowboy and PVP noob
Norman will be named the guilds very own "Mr Orgasmo" and Guild Guitarist
Nathan - Romance - Explosion will be appointed to the roll of Guild Fat Chick Pleaser.
Stryder will be appointed Guild Pornography Photographer due to his sexy hair. (He is privileged as he gets to work with me firsthand on set).
Render will be appointed Guild Duck Sucker
Hank will be appointed guild Cleaner if he passes his test on the 15th of May at 6 am (GMT+10).
Shiri will be appointed Guild Pin Cushion.(He takes it from everyone)
Lee will be appointed Guild Gilf (Grandpa I'd Like to Fawk).
Sume will be named the Guild Spitroast as well as her Guild Blowjob Expert obligations due to her extreme aptitude.
Sera will be appointed to the be the Guild Leonardo - Da - Fawking -Vinci due to his Photoshop ability.
To all those I have not mentioned, you will be my faithful underlings.
Please, for the good of this Guild, join me in the fight for justice, end this oppression. Fight the dyslexic SuBZ3R0. Because as we all know, dyslexics are seedy paedophiles.
.:: Disclaimer ::.
This article was not intended to cause any offense. If you were offended tell someone who cares, because I could not give a flying fuck. If you would like to join the revolt PM me in game (ShadowAssailant). If you think I am awesome, sexy or just a genius add me on MSN at ShadowAssailant1@hotmail.com (Sexy women with no gagging reflex please).
OMG hell yeah those orgasm sounds are pretty nice and some are freaky like the really juicy one that one sounds really gross 
overall it's a nice collection of orgasm sounds.