I am not responsible for any of the gross crap that happens herein.. I plan this topic to be dirty because dirty is fun :O. What is said does not necessarily express the views of the posters, as they are called "jokes" for a reason. Relate to guildies if you want XD. I may have gone a bit too far... :O ... had too much fun XD
Some of the following may be found on various websites I'm not sure but these are just some I remember from my rascist brother XD.
For Hank:
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Mexican out of their mouth
How do you start a mass mexican suicide?
Throw a corn chip off a cliff
Where do you hide money from a mexican?
In their work clothes / in the shower
What do you call a mexican with no broom?
Unemployed
One from the net:
Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!
Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap
For the gays (Sub):
What is the most conspicuous symptom of AIDS?
A sharp pain and chaffing in your rectum
Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job
What's the difference between a fridge and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
What's another name for a ship full of homos?
The navy! (Wait aren't you going to the navy sub?)
Gay pickup at a bar:
May I push your stool in? (Stool is a medical term for poo)
One gay guy says to his boyfriend before he leaves for work one day, "don't masturbate tonight, so we can have sex." Later on the boyfriend comes home to find semen in his boyfriends underwear.Knowing his fag was faithful he proceeded to criticize him about his lack of patience.The boyfriend replied "I didn't jerk off, I farted."
For the black guys :O
Why are blacks good at basketball?
Because all they have to do is run, shoot and steal
What do you do when you see a black man walking towards you with half a face?
Stop laughing and reload
Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
Looks like a good future doesn't it?
Why are blacks hit more in winter?
They are easier to see
Why is one black persons nostril bigger then the other?
One for premium and the other for unleaded
Whats the difference between roadkill and a dead black man on the road?
Theres screech marks in front of the roadkill
Why are blacks so fast?
They have to catch their dinner / the slow ones are locked up
From the net:
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice!
Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?
To get their stuff back
What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work
Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips!
Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
Niggers don't like ANY jobs!
Asian (Sume :O):
(Chink is a derogatory term for Asians referring to their lack of creativity in names)
How do you know if an Asian has robbed your house?
Your work is done, your house is clean and theres a bashed up car in your driveway with a distraught chink inside.
How do asians name their kids?
Role a coin down a starewell
This one is from the net:
One day it was decided to build a bridge from Europe to America. The U.N. set up three representatives to design and build it. One American, one German and one Chinese. After a month the U.N. leader came to check out the progress. He say the American and German sitting on the ground and asks what they're doing. They tell him the design is finished, but they're waiting for the Chinaman with the supplies. The U.N. leader walks around looking for the Chinaman. When he turns the corner he is startled when the Chinaman jumps out from behind a rock yelling, "Supplies! Supplies!". (Gook talk for Surprise! Surprise!)
What were the original designs of thimbles for?
Asian condoms
For teh white guyz: (all from the net cos i didnt know any :O)
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line
Finally I think that everyone should stop rascism and that it should be a crime because crime is for NIGGERS!
Some of the following may be found on various websites I'm not sure but these are just some I remember from my rascist brother XD.
For Hank:
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Mexican out of their mouth
How do you start a mass mexican suicide?
Throw a corn chip off a cliff
Where do you hide money from a mexican?
In their work clothes / in the shower
What do you call a mexican with no broom?
Unemployed
One from the net:
Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!
Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap
For the gays (Sub):
What is the most conspicuous symptom of AIDS?
A sharp pain and chaffing in your rectum
Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job
What's the difference between a fridge and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
What's another name for a ship full of homos?
The navy! (Wait aren't you going to the navy sub?)
Gay pickup at a bar:
May I push your stool in? (Stool is a medical term for poo)
One gay guy says to his boyfriend before he leaves for work one day, "don't masturbate tonight, so we can have sex." Later on the boyfriend comes home to find semen in his boyfriends underwear.Knowing his fag was faithful he proceeded to criticize him about his lack of patience.The boyfriend replied "I didn't jerk off, I farted."
For the black guys :O
Why are blacks good at basketball?
Because all they have to do is run, shoot and steal
What do you do when you see a black man walking towards you with half a face?
Stop laughing and reload
Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
Looks like a good future doesn't it?
Why are blacks hit more in winter?
They are easier to see
Why is one black persons nostril bigger then the other?
One for premium and the other for unleaded
Whats the difference between roadkill and a dead black man on the road?
Theres screech marks in front of the roadkill
Why are blacks so fast?
They have to catch their dinner / the slow ones are locked up
From the net:
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice!
Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?
To get their stuff back
What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work
Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips!
Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
Niggers don't like ANY jobs!
Asian (Sume :O):
(Chink is a derogatory term for Asians referring to their lack of creativity in names)
How do you know if an Asian has robbed your house?
Your work is done, your house is clean and theres a bashed up car in your driveway with a distraught chink inside.
How do asians name their kids?
Role a coin down a starewell
This one is from the net:
One day it was decided to build a bridge from Europe to America. The U.N. set up three representatives to design and build it. One American, one German and one Chinese. After a month the U.N. leader came to check out the progress. He say the American and German sitting on the ground and asks what they're doing. They tell him the design is finished, but they're waiting for the Chinaman with the supplies. The U.N. leader walks around looking for the Chinaman. When he turns the corner he is startled when the Chinaman jumps out from behind a rock yelling, "Supplies! Supplies!". (Gook talk for Surprise! Surprise!)
What were the original designs of thimbles for?
Asian condoms
For teh white guyz: (all from the net cos i didnt know any :O)
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line
Finally I think that everyone should stop rascism and that it should be a crime because crime is for NIGGERS!
