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    Sadistic, Rascist you name it jokes :O

    Post by shadowassailant on 4/6/2009, 10:00

    I am not responsible for any of the gross crap that happens herein.. I plan this topic to be dirty because dirty is fun :O. What is said does not necessarily express the views of the posters, as they are called "jokes" for a reason. Relate to guildies if you want XD. I may have gone a bit too far... :O ... had too much fun XD

    Some of the following may be found on various websites I'm not sure but these are just some I remember from my rascist brother XD.

    For Hank:

    Why do police dogs lick their balls?
    To get the taste of Mexican out of their mouth

    How do you start a mass mexican suicide?
    Throw a corn chip off a cliff

    Where do you hide money from a mexican?
    In their work clothes / in the shower

    What do you call a mexican with no broom?
    Unemployed

    One from the net:

    Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
    It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!

    Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap

    For the gays (Sub):

    What is the most conspicuous symptom of AIDS?
    A sharp pain and chaffing in your rectum

    Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
    They caught him drinking on the job

    What's the difference between a fridge and a fag?
    The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

    What's another name for a ship full of homos?
    The navy! (Wait aren't you going to the navy sub?)

    Gay pickup at a bar:
    May I push your stool in? (Stool is a medical term for poo)

    One gay guy says to his boyfriend before he leaves for work one day, "don't masturbate tonight, so we can have sex." Later on the boyfriend comes home to find semen in his boyfriends underwear.Knowing his fag was faithful he proceeded to criticize him about his lack of patience.The boyfriend replied "I didn't jerk off, I farted."

    For the black guys :O

    Why are blacks good at basketball?
    Because all they have to do is run, shoot and steal

    What do you do when you see a black man walking towards you with half a face?
    Stop laughing and reload

    Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
    Looks like a good future doesn't it?

    Why are blacks hit more in winter?
    They are easier to see

    Why is one black persons nostril bigger then the other?
    One for premium and the other for unleaded

    Whats the difference between roadkill and a dead black man on the road?

    Theres screech marks in front of the roadkill

    Why are blacks so fast?
    They have to catch their dinner / the slow ones are locked up

    From the net:

    Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
    L.A. had first choice!

    Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
    Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!

    Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?
    To get their stuff back

    What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
    Only about 1 out of two million actually work

    Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
    So birds won't shit on their lips!

    Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
    Niggers don't like ANY jobs!

    Asian (Sume :O):

    (Chink is a derogatory term for Asians referring to their lack of creativity in names)

    How do you know if an Asian has robbed your house?
    Your work is done, your house is clean and theres a bashed up car in your driveway with a distraught chink inside.

    How do asians name their kids?

    Role a coin down a starewell

    This one is from the net:

    One day it was decided to build a bridge from Europe to America. The U.N. set up three representatives to design and build it. One American, one German and one Chinese. After a month the U.N. leader came to check out the progress. He say the American and German sitting on the ground and asks what they're doing. They tell him the design is finished, but they're waiting for the Chinaman with the supplies. The U.N. leader walks around looking for the Chinaman. When he turns the corner he is startled when the Chinaman jumps out from behind a rock yelling, "Supplies! Supplies!". (Gook talk for Surprise! Surprise!)

    What were the original designs of thimbles for?
    Asian condoms

    For teh white guyz: (all from the net cos i didnt know any :O)

    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One, white men will screw anything.

    What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
    A straight line

    Finally I think that everyone should stop rascism and that it should be a crime because crime is for NIGGERS!


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    Post by DemonicMoose on 4/6/2009, 22:59

    hah u didnt say anything about me Razz

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    Post by sume005 on 5/6/2009, 06:03

    don't really get the asian jokes =O

    the surprise, surpise one i kinda understood but not funny and too long ^^;


    my fave one is throwing a corn chip off the cliff ^^;
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    Post by shadowassailant on 5/6/2009, 06:11

    moose ur too awesome for that :O


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    Post by hankthetank on 7/6/2009, 05:37

    i am severely offended by thPFTT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Post by shadowassailant on 7/6/2009, 05:40

    XDD


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    Post by shadowassailant on 7/6/2009, 23:52

    What's the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth?

    Einsteins dick


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    Post by Rosey on 8/6/2009, 03:17

    omg lol

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    Post by sume005 on 8/6/2009, 05:22

    ewwwwwwwww
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    Post by shadowassailant on 8/6/2009, 06:49

    Very Happy

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    Acne doesn't come on little boys


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    Post by NathanExplosion on 8/6/2009, 15:48

    OMG ROFL the last joke was good XD and ya most of those were pretty good
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    Post by shadowassailant on 11/6/2009, 09:26

    How do you know when you're in a gay church?
    Only half the congregation kneels to pray

    What do you call a bunch of black guys in a church?
    Holy shit :O

    .... "What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
    They both change their pads after 3 periods!"


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    What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?












    A Pizza CAN feed a family of four

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    Post by shadowassailant on 13/6/2009, 00:21

    roflmao


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    Post by M0nst3r on 13/6/2009, 00:45

    Lol
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    Post by NathanExplosion on 13/6/2009, 04:25

    lol!

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