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    Wtf is this!

    Post by shadowassailant on 11/5/2009, 11:15

    I would like to make a formal complaint about one "SuBZ3R0" AKA "M0nst3r". This intransigent fool has been "Locking" topics which are not officially complete yet. He has denied me many chances to Rip-On the Hank master.

    I propose that we take mutinous action against this "Forum Troll." Ladies and Gentleman it is time to rise against the tyrannical reign of this oppressor and make me your new undisputed leader. I will take over the TS server, take over Fatality and various other roles that the aforementioned 'noob' already occupies (ie: Guild Pornstar).

    With me I will be taking Moose as my Fuck Buddy, DaenV as my Fiance, Sume as my personal hooker and also the guild blowjob expert.

    Additionally, Daen will be appointed Guild Sex Expert

    Moose will be appointed Guild Counsellor (because we all know that the best advice comes from those who have succeeded/attempted stupid things like suicide).

    Rage will be appointed Guild Fudge Packer

    Angelo will be appointed Guild Police Officer (he has become rather efficient at patrolling things due to all the policing he does of Nessa)

    Nessa will be named Guild Hotty and Pole-Dancer

    Nessa and Angelo will be named the "Guilds Ball and Chain."
    Chandan will be named Guild Cowboy and PVP noob

    Norman will be named the guilds very own "Mr Orgasmo" and Guild Guitarist

    Nathan - Romance - Explosion will be appointed to the roll of Guild Fat Chick Pleaser.

    Stryder will be appointed Guild Pornography Photographer due to his sexy hair. (He is privileged as he gets to work with me firsthand on set).

    Render will be appointed Guild Duck Sucker

    Hank will be appointed guild Cleaner if he passes his test on the 15th of May at 6 am (GMT+10).

    Shiri will be appointed Guild Pin Cushion.(He takes it from everyone)

    Lee will be appointed Guild Gilf (Grandpa I'd Like to Fawk).

    Sume will be named the Guild Spitroast as well as her Guild Blowjob Expert obligations due to her extreme aptitude.

    Sera will be appointed to the be the Guild Leonardo - Da - Fawking -Vinci due to his Photoshop ability.

    To all those I have not mentioned, you will be my faithful underlings.

    Please, for the good of this Guild, join me in the fight for justice, end this oppression. Fight the dyslexic SuBZ3R0. Because as we all know, dyslexics are seedy paedophiles.

    .:: Disclaimer ::.

    This article was not intended to cause any offense. If you were offended tell someone who cares, because I could not give a flying fuck. If you would like to join the revolt PM me in game (ShadowAssailant). If you think I am awesome, sexy or just a genius add me on MSN at ShadowAssailant1@hotmail.com (Sexy women with no gagging reflex please).


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    Post by DaenV on 11/5/2009, 11:32

    Anybody need any sex advice Razz
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    Post by M0nst3r on 11/5/2009, 12:01

    :O u cant stop the M0nst3r for i REIGN TERROR!
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    Post by DemonicMoose on 11/5/2009, 21:58

    DEATH TO MONSTER
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    Post by sume005 on 11/5/2009, 22:11

    i support neither. M0nst3r is a tyrant and assistant is a pervert

    long post assistant oO
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    Post by shadowassailant on 12/5/2009, 05:54

    Hell ye MOOSE!

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    Post by M0nst3r on 12/5/2009, 07:50

    Cause your my Bish and u love me Surprised
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    Post by shadowassailant on 12/5/2009, 07:51

    I am not and do not Razz


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    Post by M0nst3r on 13/5/2009, 11:45

    I propose that we take mutinous action against this "Forum Troll." Ladies and Gentleman it is time to rise against the tyrannical reign of this oppressor and make me your new undisputed leader. I will take over the TS server, take over Fatality and various other roles that the aforementioned 'noob' already occupies (ie: Guild Pornstar).

    With me I will be taking Moose as my Fuck Buddy, DaenV as my Fiance, Sume as my personal hooker and also the guild blowjob expert



    LMFAOOOOOO
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    Post by DaenV on 14/5/2009, 04:42

    So... Nobody needs advice? XD
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    Post by hankthetank on 15/5/2009, 01:58

    LMAO lol i love this no daen lol
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    Post by shadowassailant on 16/5/2009, 21:43

    ^^ Rofl. Sub is guild pornstar XD


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    Post by M0nst3r on 17/5/2009, 04:11

    W00T
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    Post by DaenV on 20/5/2009, 06:58

    Aww, sadness, nobody needs teh sex advice from Daen (cries in corner)
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    Post by shadowassailant on 20/5/2009, 07:06

    i dont want advice just a audio recording of a screaming orgasm :O


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    Post by DaenV on 20/5/2009, 07:09

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    Post by shadowassailant on 20/5/2009, 07:10

    now i can get computers banned from the school library :O


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    Post by StryderHyriu on 20/5/2009, 07:14

    Shocked OMG hell yeah those orgasm sounds are pretty nice and some are freaky like the really juicy one that one sounds really gross No overall it's a nice collection of orgasm sounds.
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    Post by DaenV on 20/5/2009, 07:25

    lol there are so many fscking hillarious sound boards on that site, and the plus is you can download them all striaght from teh site ^^
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    Post by shadowassailant on 20/5/2009, 07:28

    am making a clip mix of em :O


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    Post by M0nst3r on 20/5/2009, 11:39

    lawl u fucking perverts
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    Post by shadowassailant on 20/5/2009, 11:40

    :O how dare u!


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    Post by M0nst3r on 20/5/2009, 11:51

    soundboard.com


    THERE FOR U FUCKING PERVERTS
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    Post by DaenV on 20/5/2009, 23:19

    OMG yes, tyvm sub ^^
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    Post by shadowassailant on 21/5/2009, 05:40

    OMFG THANK YOU SUB :O


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